14 Items More Expensive Than Britney Jean

Browsing Amazon yesterday, I was alerted to the fact that they were selling the Bible of pop music, Britney Jean, for the bargain price of £1.47. £1.47. Of course, I snapped it up instantly.

Unable to contain my excitement of this sheer daylight robbery, I investigated to find out what products are more expensive than Indie Jean. My results may shock you. To celebrate the 14 bops on the album, here’s 14 of my results:

1. Some jeans from ASOS.
2. A coaster from John Lewis.
3. Some Head & Shoulders shampoo from Asda.
4. A train ticket from London Euston to Birmingham New Street.
5. A luxury crystal iPhone case.
6. An AmazonBasics car charger.
7. Some car screenwash to go with that charger.
8. A dental checkup.
9. Why not get a new toothbrush afterwards for £2.10?
10. A swimsuit from Primark.
11. Some gourmet jelly beans.
12. Mr Muscle pet odor spray.
13. A packet of smoked salmon.
14. A perfume bottle so you can mark your territory!
    

What are you waiting for? Go order Britney Jean NOW!