Cher Announces New Album “E•MO•JI”!

Legendary and iconic Queen of everything, Cher, is back! Her new album, E•MO•JI, is inspired by the singer’s eclectic use and enthusiasm of the emoji phenomenon on Twitter. Cher revealed the meaning behind the title, stating that “Emoji R in infancy.In Future, NEW GEN” and that it “Just Came 2Mind”, clearly hinting at the album’s forward thinking and futuristic themes. The album was scheduled for release in June this year, but Cher admitted that “I ALWAYS Wait Till VERY LAST MIN”, hence the album’s unfortunate delay. Check out the cover art and tracklist for this future GRAMMY Award winning collection below:

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  1. Wtf is emoji⁉️ (Intro)
  2. Hi 👋🏼 (feat. Cher)
  3. Colonic 💩 (feat. Madonna)
  4. Windy Days 🌬
  5. 50$ Starbucks ☕️👩🏼 (feat. Taylor Swift)
  6. Paint My Toenails 💅🏼
  7. Eat Cake and Cry 👄🍰😢(feat. Rihanna)
  8. Feeling Minxie 😼
  9. SIT ON YOU OWN DAMN FACE 🙅🏼
  10. Animals are innocent, Humans are guilty 🐶🐻🦁🚷
  11. What IS in a Name ❓❓❓❓
  12. hurt someones feelings 📝
  13. Sayonara Buttface 👋🏼💋🍑
  14. Blessed 2B able 2 sing (feat. Harlem Gospel Choir) 🙏🏼🗣🎙
  15. MAKING SAUSE (5HRS REMIX) [Bonus Track]

Are you excited for this instant classic? Let us know below.

Note – this is not actually happening. Sadly. It’s all in jest and no shade to Cher.

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